Category Archives: Humor

Hilarious Amazon Review

Posted on August 8, 2015 by authorphilpartington

Sometimes the best writing isn’t a pre-designed creative work. Sometimes it can be a rant birthed out of strong emotion of some kind. Such (I would imagine) was the case for Christine Torok, Amazon consumer, when she wrote this review … Continue reading →

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Movies They Should Make

Posted on June 29, 2015 by authorphilpartington

Movies are getting stranger and stranger these days, so I figured why not just take a stab at some “new” movie concept? Can’t be worse than what’s out there. All of the following ideas are trademarked, so don’t try to … Continue reading →

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I Wish I lived in Video Game Land

Posted on March 18, 2014 by authorphilpartington

Title speaks for itself, I think. I’m not a big gamer–would consider myself a casual gamer. Not that I’m too cool for games…I’m just…not…good…at them. But with that said, who wouldn’t want to live in Video Game land? Video Game Land… … Continue reading →

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Fun Author Pen Names

Posted on March 8, 2014 by authorphilpartington

I’ve been neglecting my blog of late–tsk tsk–so I thought it might be a good time to unleash some of my ideas for super kick-awesome pen names. I won’t waste time with a more elaborate intro than that. I think … Continue reading →

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Absurd Love Song Lyrics

Posted on February 12, 2014 by authorphilpartington

I’m sure a book can be written on this topic (and more than likely someone somewhere has done so), but after humming a line from Frank Sinatra’s Fly Me to the Moon, I realized just how inane the lyrics are. … Continue reading →

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New Words for the Dictionary

Posted on January 6, 2014 by authorphilpartington

For those who don’t know, the English language is ridiculous—especially American English. I know, I know, many of you Brits have been saying this for years, but really it’s the truth (not that the Brits don’t have some very odd … Continue reading →

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Happy New Year’s: 2014 Bold Predictions

Posted on January 4, 2014 by authorphilpartington

  Happy New Year’s, folks. 2013 was a roller coaster ride in my house, but overall I can’t complain. We welcomed a new addition with the birth of our second son, got to go on a few summer trips, and … Continue reading →

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Phil’s “T’was the Night Before Christmas”

Posted on December 1, 2013 by authorphilpartington

It’s December 1st, which means we can officially pack away the three Thanksgiving decorations we have and bring out the boxes upon boxes of Christmas décor. Here’s a poem–my own version of The Night Before Christmas–to kick-start the holiday season. I … Continue reading →

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What I’m Thankful for this Thanksgiving

Posted on November 25, 2013 by authorphilpartington

For all the Americans out there, I’m sure you’re well aware that the Thanksgiving holiday is upon us. With that in mind, here’s what I’m thankful for: For the mud puddle positioned on the shoulder of a road in just the right … Continue reading →

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Things you may have wondered about a toilet

Posted on October 25, 2013 by authorphilpartington

As I continue working rigorously on my novel projects, I find myself wondering about the toilet, specially how it got its many names. I think Europeans have it right. Call it what it is. Water closet and Toilet make the … Continue reading →

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