New Words for the Dictionary

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For those who don’t know, the English language is ridiculous—especially American English. I know, I know, many of you Brits have been saying this for years, but really it’s the truth (not that the Brits don’t have some very odd vernacular and pronunciations, themselves). What ends up happening with modern American English is that enough people butcher a word for long enough time and the folks at Webster finally say Ah, the hell with it and add it in as a word. “Alright” and “Irregardless” (slaps forehead, as it should be “all right” and “irregardless” is a double-negative) are two such words. With that in mind, I have a proposal, nay a plea, for all English speakers to aid my quest to see to the inclusion of the following new words:

  • FabviousObviously fabulous
  • Oblivivious – Oblivious to what’s so damn obvious
  • Dumbassedness –( Self explanatory)
  • Rantastic – A great rant
  • Hose-beast – Has a variety of applications, as in That lady who cut me off while on her cell phone was a hose-beast, or That dude who took up the last TWO parking spots because he doesn’t know how to park is a psycho hose-beast.
  • Psych – I know it’s a word from the 80s, but I just want to bring it back, dammit…PSYCH!
  • Skittlefarts – Um, like ‘shucks,’ or possibly could be used to describe a man or woman who actually farts skittles.
  • Hippolicious—as delicious as a hippo.

Coming to a dictionary near you.

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About authorphilpartington

Phil is a writing enthusiast of many years, having been published in numerous online and national print trade and sports publications over the past decade. He has spent the past five years delving back into the world of fiction writing, focussing on the fantasy, horror and suspense genres. Deshay of the Woods is his first novel.
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2 Responses to New Words for the Dictionary

  1. All fabvious suggestions! I particularly like rantastic and hippolicious. 🙂

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