Fantastic Quotes I’ve Heard People Around Me Say Lately

quotation marksThere were just too many of these rattling in my brain not to share. Most of these are about parenthood–sorry for that.

  • “You aren’t truly a parent until you’ve experienced your first projectile anything” (Me)
  • “PPPPFFFFFFTTTTTT!!!!” (My two-year-old son)
  • “God made babies cute so we don’t murder them” (My birth mom)
  • “Embrace the ‘suck'” (My uncle)
  •  “SHITSHITSHITSHITSHITSHITSHIT!” (My wife while running upstairs to the changing table just after one of our sons exploded through a diaper)
  • “Everyone worries about the government spying on us, and then with the same breath post every tidbit of information about themselves over the span of a week’s worth of Facebook posts!” (Me)
  • “I’m having a blue–no BROWN–day!” (Our IT guy after a passerby asked how he was doing)
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About authorphilpartington

Phil is a writing enthusiast of many years, having been published in numerous online and national print trade and sports publications over the past decade. He has spent the past five years delving back into the world of fiction writing, focussing on the fantasy, horror and suspense genres. Deshay of the Woods is his first novel.
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